So in preparation of my impending "deep dive" (aka colonoscopy) I'm forbidden from consuming any solid foods after 7:00AM this morning until after my "Fantastic Voyage" Friday. "Fantastic Voyage", hmm, now if Raquel was my doctor. Sorry, I digress. This magnificent feast represents the last of the food I'll be eating for awhile. Damn, prisoners in solitary do better than me. At least they get bread and water. I only get water but we both get violated against our will. Yeah yeah yeah, I get it. It's a necessary evil. It's a healthy choice. Yeah, whatever. It's still a misguided periscope that belongs anywhere but my nether lands.
But I'm going through with it. I have to. I've been challenged to man up from several folks that like to remind me I've never given birth to a child nor endured "monthly madness". So bring it. Let's do this. Time to bend over and take it like a man!
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