Boy, you turn 50 and everyone wants a piece of you. And not in a good way. Not only is AARP sending me weekly ads to sign up for the geriatric discount but now they're calling the house. Do they have some hi-tech surveillance system that locates and tracks the elderly? And of course once they have you in their sights they're locked on target. "Roger, we have tone. New bogie, Westminster Colorado sector. Engage all ads and brochures. FIRE!! Yeah, splash one White Top!"
Talk to me, Goose!
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